The Old Woman and Her Pig

This old woman finds a sixpence and decides to buy herself a pig. But on the way home is a style and the pig just won’t jump over it!

Meet the dog, the stick, the fire and water. Hear the butcher, the rope and the rat. Will she find someone to help her? Find out what happens next.

We think the old woman should have asked nicely! She could have been home a lot earlier.

The Old Woman and her Pig

Joseph Jacobs

An old woman was sweeping her house, and she found a little crooked sixpence.

"What," said she, "shall I do with this little sixpence?

I will go to market, and buy a little pig."

As she was coming home, she came to a style: but the piggy wouldn't go over the style.

She went a little further, and she met a dog. So she said to the dog: "Dog! Bite pig; piggy won't go over the style; and I shan't get home to-night." But the dog wouldn't.

She went a little further, and she met a stick. So she said:

"Stick! Stick! Beat dog! Dog won't bite pig; piggy won't get over the style; and I shan't get home to-night."

But the stick wouldn't.

She went a little further, and she met a fire. So she said:

"Fire! Fire! Burn stick; stick won't beat dog; dog won't bite pig; piggy won't get over the style; and I shan't get home to-night."

But the fire wouldn't.

She went a little further, and she met some water. So she said:

"Water, water! Quench fire; fire won't burn stick; stick won't beat dog; dog won't bite pig; piggy won't get over the style; and I shan't get home to-night."

But the water wouldn't.

She went a little further, and she met an ox. So she said:

“Ox! Ox! Drink water; water won't quench fire; fire won't burn stick; stick won't beat dog; dog won't bite pig; piggy won't get over the style; and I shan't get home to-night.”

But the ox wouldn't.

She went a little further, and she met a butcher. So she said:

"Butcher! Butcher! Kill ox; ox won't drink water; water won't quench fire; fire won't burn stick; stick won't beat dog; dog won't bite pig; piggy won't get over the style; and I shan't get home to-night."

But the butcher wouldn't.

She went a little further, and she met a rope. So she said:

"Rope! Rope! Hang butcher; butcher won't kill ox; ox won't drink water; water won't quench fire; fire won't burn stick; stick won't beat dog; dog won't bite pig; piggy won't get over the style; and I shan't get home to-night."

But the rope wouldn't.

She went a little further, and she met a rat. So she said:

"Rat! Rat! gnaw rope; rope won't hang butcher; butcher won't kill ox; ox won't drink water; water won't quench fire; fire won't burn stick; stick won't beat dog; dog won't bite pig; piggy won't get over the style; and I shan't get home to-night."

But the rat wouldn't.

She went a little further, and she met a cat. So she said:

"Cat! Cat! kill rat; rat won't gnaw rope; rope won't hang butcher; butcher won't kill ox; ox won't drink water; water won't quench fire; fire won't burn stick; stick won't beat dog; dog won't bite pig; piggy won't get over the style; and I shan't get home to-night."

But the cat said to her:

"If you will go to yonder cow, and fetch me a saucer of milk, I will kill the rat."

So away went the old woman to the cow.

But the cow said to her:

"If you will go to yonder hay-stack, and fetch me a handful of hay, I'll give you the milk."

So away went the old woman to the haystack and she brought the hay to the cow.

As soon as the cow had eaten the hay, she gave the old woman the milk; and away she went with it in a saucer to the cat.

As soon as the cat had lapped up the milk, the cat began to kill the rat; the rat began to gnaw the rope; the rope began to hang the butcher; the butcher began to kill the ox; the ox began to drink the water; the water began to quench the fire; the fire began to burn the stick; the stick began to beat the dog; the dog began to bite the pig; the little pig in a fright jumped over the style, and so the old woman got home that night.

The End.