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The Night Before Christmas

The Night before Christmas
The Night before Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.' The delightful poem by Clement Clarke Moore - with a less know funny poem called 'The Night After Christmas'. (9:22)

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Animals Prefer Clothes

Animals Prefer Clothes
Animals Prefer Clothes
Three funny poems for children about animals who really do prefer clothes! Mr and Mrs Spikky Sparrow travel to London to get spruced up. All manner of beasts make their home on the Quangle Wangle's hat and a strange man goes out in a coat all made from food! (7:39 min)

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A Little Bit of Nonsense

A Little Bit of Nonsense
A Little Bit of Nonsense
There's an owl and a pussycat -that much is clear...but what is a runcible spoon? And what would the children of an owl and a pussycat be like? Surely that would be a Topsy Turvey world. If only that woman hadn't swallowed that fly! (8:29 min)

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Mother Holle

Mother Holle
Mother Holle
A beautiful girl falls into a well. She wakes up in a magical land where she meets Mother Holle. Though she does like it in this land, she decides to go back home. But upon hearing of her journey, her sister wants to follow in her footsteps - with a very different journey of her own! (11:44 min)

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I Hate Cycling

I Hate Cycling
I Hate Cycling
Another Tales of Time story about Ben. This time he is out on a cycling day with Dad. But he can't stand all the hard work. It's just no fun at all; pushing all the way up the hill, getting covered in mud and wet leaves, feeling so tired. But when they finally reach the top, Ben has a change of heart. (7:20 min)

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The Three Little Pigs

The Three Little Pigs
The Three Little Pigs
It is time for the Three Little Pigs to leave home and to look after themselves. They all head off in search of material and each build a lovely new home. But their homes are put to the test that night by a hungry wolf. The wonderful classical fairy tale. (9:20 min)

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How the Leopard got His Spots

How the Leopard got His spots
How the Leopard got His spots
The wonderful tale from the 'Just So Stories'. In a time when all animals on the plane were...well, plain, the leopard and the Ethiopian go in search of their missing breakfast; a journey that takes them to the jungle and teaches them an interesting lesson. (16:47 min)

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Lazy Jack

Lazy Jack
Lazy Jack
Jack's mother is fed up with his laziness and sends him out to work. Though not a very productive week, Lazy Jack becomes Lucky Jack when he happens to be doing the right thing at the right place at the right time. (5:30 min)

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Jack and the Beanstalk

Jack and the Beanstalk
Jack and the Beanstalk
When Jack goes out to sell the family cow, only to come home with a few beans, his mother is furious. But in the morning, the beans have grown a stalk so strong and so long that Jack climbs up and up... (13:32 min)

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Three Billy Goats Gruff

Three Billy Goats Gruff
Three Billy Goats Gruff
Having decided to cross the bridge leading to the hill on the other side of the valley, the three Billy Goats Gruff meet the Troll. They need to find a way to cross, but the Troll is hungry! (15:34 min)

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The Golden Goose

The Golden Goose
The Golden Goose
Dummling didn't have much of a future planned. Then one day he discovers the Golden Goose. Follow Dummling on his journey and laugh as the three innkeepers' daughters discover the magic of the Golden Goose.

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The Frog Prince

The Frog Prince
The Frog Prince
Having dropped her favourite ball into a pond, this princess makes a deal with a frog to help her get it out. She regrets her promise, but is made to keep it and discovers that it is quite worthwhile! (12:36 min)

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Old Sultan

Old Sultan
Old Sultan
Old Sultan's family don't need him anymore as they need a dog who can protect them from thieves. His best friend, the wolf, steps in to help Old Sultan prove his worth, but then the wolf learns a lesson about friendship that he won't forget. (12:39 min)

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The Cat that Walked by Himself

The Cat That Walked by Himself
The Cat That Walked by Himself
Another ' Just So Story' from Rudyard Kipling. Meet the cat at a time when all tame animals were wild! And meet the Woman who made them all tame. Find out how she tries to trick the cat into becoming tame. But he is the Cat that Walked by Himself and won't be fooled that easily. (34:45 min)

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The Remarkable Rocket

The Remarkable Rocket
The Remarkable Rocket
This rocket certainly is very remarkable... and arrogant and selfish and rude! He goes of with a bit of a fizzle! A beautiful children's classic from Oscar Wilde. (31:26 min)

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It was the Easter Bunny

It was the Easter Bunny
It was the Easter Bunny
Eabun has been told that he is a very special bunny -so he he spends his days feeling special, rather than being special...Now it is time for Eabun to take responsibility and to learn what true friendship means. (19:54 min)

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Rabbit and Fox

Rabbit and Fox
Rabbit and Fox
Fox can smell Rabbit and is right on his heels. Rabbit is getting tired but can he use his wit and a little bit of magic to trick fox? A classic from Native American lore. (13:29 min)

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The Beginning of the Armadillos

The Beginning of the  Armadillos
The Beginning of the Armadillos
The hedgehog and the tortoise have outwitted the young jaguar... until now. They must learn each others skills if they are to further confuse him and avoid being eaten. The wonderful Rudyard Kipling tales from the 'Just So Stories'. (20:31 min)

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The Dragon and his Grandmother

The Dragon and His Grandmother
The Dragon and His Grandmother
Three men have made a promise to a Dragon that they don't want to keep. Thank goodness for grandmothers! (13:11 min)

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Goldilocks and the Three Bears

Goldilocks and the Three Bears
Goldilocks and the Three Bears
This little girl is rather naughty and wanders off into the woods all on her own. She comes across a little cottage and goes inside... (10:19 min)

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The Old Woman and Her Pig

The Old Woman and Her Pig
The Old Woman and Her Pig
Piggy won't go over the style; how will the old woman get home tonight? She begs the help of everything she finds. (5:52 min)

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